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Quick Draw

(PLEASE NOTE: I take no credit for the beautiful design of these shoes, someone far more talented did that! I am however the person drawing this amazing sneaker in the film, representing the designer for the purposes of the video only, cheers)

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I don’t care if you don’t wanna be my doll….

It’s too late now…

If you’d like to have your face on a doll, Tough.
We’ve run out now.

A sign of things to come…

I havent been slacking all this time.

I’ve just been doing other things.

but there’s more where this came from…. just as soon as I find my scanner.


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How does this thing work?

I’m genuinely struggling to remember how this works…

As far as I can remember, and I’m sure someone will correct me if I’m wrong, it goes like this:

1.) Allude to the fact I haven’t posted in ages but offer no explanation.

2.) Show you some crap I have drawn for no reason.

3.) Plug something.

If your in London on the evening of the 16th of June (this Thursday) come down to London Graphic Centre and see some of my work.

For more information look here.

Nailed it.

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badge? Badge!

I have no idea how, where or when you COULD get one of these but if it all possible you SHOULD get one of these:

Not only will it show you’re a person of sophistication with fine taste and a discerning nature but you’ll look wicked too.   (as the title suggests they will be badges… I’m not sure if that’s clear.)

These aren’t exactly new work though I must admit, the drawings are taken from the poster I just finished for their Edinburgh show and the text from a profile picture I designed for them… It does however give me the chance to say again how brilliant Toby really are and to recommend them very highly.

If you like your comedy with a touch of bestiality and the kind of jokes Freud would appreciate then this is for you.

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where have you been…?

This is where I’ve been!

new job, weird hours, amazing computers and a distracting pain in my left leg.


and this:

go see it.

they’re ace.

i’m tired.

(more this weekend…)

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trendy bears and the ellipsis…

More soon.



I’ve been really busy.

I’ve cleared a lot of the work pile but there are still some very important things left.

Back in a bit…


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Blah blah blah, sorry, busy, work, exscuses and so on..

Nothing to say about my absence that will make this post any more interesting so here they are, my first in a long while and a fairly good bunch I hope. Hey, anythings better than nothing right?

his nose wasn’t that big, true, but I have a complex about my own and this is sort of like therapy for me so go with it.

His afro really was that big.

His face was very, very pink… and I didn’t like him. So I made it pinker. I think the powers going to my head.

This guy wasn’t very anything really… I think that’s why I liked him.

There you go. lets not wait so long next time eh?


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